VIP Card Club

So, we know what you’re thinking right about now;

•I really don’t want anymore emails clogging up my inbox like gross hair in a cheap drain pipe

•But oh, man I want discounts, and wittiness, and cards, and I want to be the first to know when new designs launch

•Also, I already exed out of the pop-up window… Because I hate pop-up windows…

Don’t fret, though. If you choose to give us the great, 21st century honor of knowing your email address we will only email you once, maybe twice a month if that. And it will only be for a legit reason; i.e. Secret discount codes exclusively for card club members, new product releases, free desktop downloads or maybe a hilarious internet video that we just can’t resist. Seriously, our VIP Card Club is never spammy and only comes once in a blue moon. We’ve made our case, it’s in your hands now. 🙂

We guess you could just opt-out after getting your freebies & perks, but we’re pretty sure you won’t want to. And besides that’s some bad juju if you ask us. 😉

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